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Sports Hottie of the Week:
David Beckham. No words necessary. I was told that I should provide shirtless pictures, here ya go! < CLICK HERE FOR PICTURE >

 

VH1 cancels 2 reality shows
Ryan Jenkins, a former contestant on “Megan Wants a Millionaire” was wanted for murder after his wife, Jasmine Fiore, was found dismembered and stuffed into a suitcase. He was found Sunday in a Canadian hotel after hanging himself. VH1 will not air the rest of “Megan Wants a Millionaire”, nor will it air “I Love Money 3” which Jenkins was also on. Police are still investigating a mystery woman who was seen dropping Jenkins off at the hotel where he later committed suicide. This is really scary, don't they do background checks for these reality shows? Apparently, Jenkins has a record. He was arrested in the past for domestic abuse.

Real Housewives of Atlanta
I loved how NeNe said that Kandi was "hood". Def my favorite part of last Thursday's episode. NeNe you're hood too! But we still love you boo boo! Does anyone else think that Kandi's fiance is suspect. Something's not right there...I mean yes he has a ton of kids, but it seems like there is something else suspicious there,20I don't trust him! Kim firing her Nanny was hilarious, but it looked like it was a bit staged. Seriously who tells someone's kids that they are going to hell? You have to admit, that was funny.

And for the record, sightseeing is a verb...

Big Brother
The Chima Eviction...Watching Chima get kicked off the show, I found myself asking “Do these people watch the show before they go on it?” Chima, it’s Big Brother, their tagline is “Expect the Un-expected, a.k.a. they can d o whatever they want. It's THEIR show. If they want to take away your HOH, then they will do so! Don’t be a sore loser! I’m sure production on the show hated her; she seemed unwilling to cooperate with the staff her entire stay in the house. I must admit I am disappointed that she left. She was one of the only interesting people left on the show! Now I’m stuck with dumb and dumber…
Russell has got to be one of the most annoying people that I have ever seen on t.v. He’s even more annoying than Evel=2 0Dick, and that’s saying a lot. He over does everything; constantly getting into arguments or making 10 million alliances. I really hope he goes home this week, Jeff is slowly becoming my new favorite person! Something tells me Russell is going to turn into Chima this week...stay tuned!

I realllly hope the do All Stars next season!

Project Runway
It's back! It's on Lifetime! More to come as the season progresses. So far I don't have a favorite yet...

Celebrity Gossip
Lindsay Lohan’s house was burglarized for the second time this year. Her father, Michael Lohan, says that he beli eves it was an inside job, and will get to the bottom of it. It was an inside job alright; Lindsay probably burglarized her own home for attention!

Mcsteamy “nude” tape scandal. This story just gets jucier by the day. News broke last week of a sex tape with Grey’s Anantomy’s McSteamy a.k.a. Eric Dane, wife Rebecca Gayheart, and a former Miss Teen USA, Kari Ann Peniche. Dane’s lawyer, Marty Singer, says the tape is a nude tape, not a sex tape, and that there was no sex involved. Apparently the three seem “out of it” during the video (so that’s what they’re calling it these days?) and Gayheart is heard saying that she is so high. Peniche was quoted as saying that they were just “having fun”. When she was asked how the tape was leaked, she said that it was stored on her hard drive and that she suspected former roommate, Mindy McCready, of stealing it for black mail purposes. Consequently Peniche and McCready will both be appearing on the new season of “Celebrity Rehab”. I suspect drugs had a lot to do with this…I am very disappointed in you McSteamy! And what's up with all the beauty queens getting into trouble??

Chris Brown has been sentenced to 5 years probation and 6 months hard labor. After reading the official police reports here (http://www.tmz.com/2009/08/25/rihanna-attack-the-official-blow-by-blow/) I feel that he definitely should have received some jail time. I can see why Jay-Z didn't want him20to attend the BET awards, the abuse was worse than we were originally led to believe.

Juelz Santana was arrested Tuesday morning for allegedly threatening to kill a woman at his house. His bail was set at $300 (that's it???). It is unknown who the woman was, but word is that it was his baby mama.

Michael Jackson is FINALLY scheduled to be buried on September 3rd, in Forest Lawn Cementary. Please just let this man rest in peace! I have a feeling this saga will be ongoing for years to come...

Scott Storch officially lost his 7 million dollar Miami mansion to foreclosure on Tuesday. The foreclosure had been held back because Storch declared bankruptcy, which later fell through. I don't understand how someone who has that much money can be bankrupt! Like seriously wtf?

Video of the Week
Madonna's new video for her latest single "Celebration" courtesy of Perezhilton.com < CLICK HERE FOR VIDEO >

 

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IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I LEFT YOU...

 

I pride myself on hating sports however I will soon become the “Sports Wife” so I must make some sort of compromise. That’s what marriage is all about, right? Behold my compromise!

 

Sports Hottie of the Week

This week it’s Reggie Bush. He’s newly single and oh so cute! < CLICK HERE FOR PICTURE >

 

Real Housewives of Atlanta

Apparently this past weekend Kim Zolciak from the “Real Housewives of Atlanta” called 911 to say that one of her “little cast members” choked her. I know it’s bad, but I find this hilarious! First off during the 911 call she does not sound like she’s in any danger, and then she has the nerve to refer to choker (NeNe) as a cast member. Helloooooo if you’re in danger, you state the person’s name who’s attacking you. How the heck is 911 supposed to know who you are and who your cast member is, what an idiot. TMZ posted the 911 phone call, see below.

 

Who’s gonna check me boo?

Sheree’s fight with the party planner had to be the best scene out of any of the housewife shows. That was bananas I thought the guy was going to hit her! Sheree was on Bravo’s new late night talk show “Watch What Happens Live” and Anthony, the party planner called in. He said that he was throwing the party for FREE (no wonder he was so pissed at her diva behavior) and that it cost more than $60,000. He thought it would be a good opportunity to promote his business on TV. So the reason he was so upset was because he was spending a ton of money, and she was still complaining. That still does not excuse his behavior. Sheree also said that there were several scenes cut out where he actually got up to hit her. OMG this show is a hot mess and I love it!

It’s been all over the news this week that Lisa lost her house to “foreclosure”. However, Lisa says it’s just downsizing due to the economy. (So that’s what they’re calling it these days?!) The worst part is that Lisa is a realtor, wtf?

 

I LOOOOVE NeNe btw, don’t be tardy for the party!

 

Big Brother

I hate Jeff. He is boring and has an annoying Chicagoan accent. Who the heck voted him to win the coup d’état, he couldn’t even pronounce it for goodness sakes. He and Jordan are so boring and neither one is too bright. I’m so mad that Jessie went home! Last night on Big Brother After Dark (BBAD) Lydia, Chima, and Natalie were all crying because Jessie left. While I do feel that this is a tad bit extreme, I am also sad that Jessie’s gone. It looks like the new alliances will be Chima, Kevin, Lydia, and Natalie vs. Russell, Jeff, Jordan, with Michelle still “floating” in between (no surprise there) I wonder who Michelle is going to put up? Who do you think she should put up?

 

Hilary Clinton

I loved loved loved that Hillary Clinton went off on that student that asked how Bill felt about a specific political situation. I’m sure she gets that all the time, and as a woman I understand where she is coming from. She very accomplished and successful in her own right, and she deserves the same respect and treatment that her husband would get. Unfortunately for Hillary, the student was later interview and stated that she meant to say Barack Obama (which would make more sense) not Bill Clinton. Ouch!

 

See Clip below courtesy of Yahoo.com < CLICK HERE FOR CLIP >

 

Celebrity Gossip

Twitter-Celebs should NOT be allowed to use Twitter. It has to be a publicist’s worst nightmare! Don’t get me wrong, I love the drama, and there is nothing like hearing it straight from the horse’s mouth, but you really should air your dirty laundry for the whole world to see.  A couple of weeks ago, Travis Barker tweeted that his Baby Mama Shanna Moakler let’s their children spend the summer near her Uncle who is a convicted child molester. Whoa talk about TMI, that’s something you should handle on your own, in PRIVATE!

 

Kourtney Kardashian is preggos. Everyone is so happy for her, but I feel sorry for her. First off she is pregnant by her ex, who if you don’t know, is a D-bag to say the least. Second, her career was just starting to take off, with the new store opening in Miami and her and Khloe getting their own show. *Sigh*

Dear Miley Cirus, please at your age! I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. This girl is going nowhere fast. She is showing all the early signs of becoming a washed up 23 year old. From dating that 20 year old guy to the stripper pole incident to all the various provocative photos of her, she is headed down path to destruction. Does anyone remember Britney Spears at age 16? I’m just saying…

 

Why can’t she just act her age, like Dakota Fanning or Abigail Breslin. *Sigh*

 

Video of the week

Girl gets fired via facebook after cursing out her boss, hilarious! < CLICK HERE FOR VIDEO >

 

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APRIL SHOWERS...

 

R.I.P. Bea Arthur


Someone please tell me how Diddy has time to update his Twitter page every 5 minutes. Anyone who is twitter friends with Diddy can tell you, he literally updates his status at least 20 times a day and the same can be said for Ashton and Demi, and many other Celebtwitterers. Don’t they have anything better to do? Don’t get me wrong, I love it because it gives me something to read, I just find it odd that celebs update their twitter pages more often than us normal folk. (I update mine like every 4 days lol, still trying to get the hang of it…)
 

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* Speaking of Diddy/Twitter, check out what singer Cassie did to her head…WTF, she debuted her new do via Twitter?  CLICK HERE


* In other HOT MESS news, I recently watched the sneak peak of the NJ Housewives. As a NJ resident I am excited/scared. People already think badly of NJ and I can already tell that they are stereo-typical NJ women: big hair, orange tans, and terrible accents (we’re not all like that America). But bring on the drama!


* Carson Daly, did anyone else forget that he even existed? I still think it’s messed up that he didn’t get the Late Night spot, which was instead given to Jimmy Fallon. (Does anyone watch that by the way?)
 

* 90210 2.0!!! For those of you that watch the new 90210, Donna Martin is back in Beverly Hills, no word yet on whether or not Brian Austen Green will be back to reprise his role as David. (Please come back Brian!) Brenda will be back for the show’s season finale episode. Also *spoiler alert* the actor who plays Ethan will be leaving the show after this season, and it is rumored that another actor will be leaving as well (please let it be Annie! Shenae Grimes is a terrible actress). The year’s s eason finale centers around the prom, and is said to be a drama filled, epi…We would have it any other way!
 

* Although I am a fan of the new 90210, I think re-doing Melrose Place is taking the whole remake idea too far. Are we out of original ideas? Aaron Spelling is probably rolling over in his grave right now. When you look at shows like LOST and 24, which have sooo much depth, it’s almost laughable to hear about remake shows. Having said all that, I will still watch it! LOL

 

* Speaking of LOST, I am sad to report that actor Henry Ian Cusick, who plays the character of Desmond, is being sued by a former ABC employee for sexual harassment. I really hope this isn’t true because I love Desmond, and I have a feeling that the writers will kill him off the show because of thisL. The former employee is also suing ABC, claiming that she was fired after reporting the harassment.


* Meanwhile, Dawn of Danity Kane fame says that she has split from Que, her Day 26 boyfriend, and from Danity Kane itself. Ummm when you’re the only person left in the band, you didn’t split from it, it split from you. But I did think that she and Que made a cute couple, oh well. Personally I think all of this is staged to sell records and get show ratings, but that’s just the pessimist in me.


That s all for now, sorry it’s been so long, but I’ve been busy, hope to update more often!
 

P.S. Even though Beyonce is a TERRIBLE actress, her new movie Obsessed still did 28.5 mil in the theatres this weekend, beating out Jaime Foxx’s new move, The Soloist which only made 9.7 mil. YIKES
 

 

BACK FOR THE FIRST TIME (SORRY LUDA)...

 

Long time, no see so let's get to it shall we?

 

* First of all, let me just say that this whole octo-mom b.s. is getting out of control! If you have 6 kids, and you are poor and living with your parents, why the F*ck would you try for more? And the doctor who did this should lose his license. He should have more common sense than that. This chick has mental problems! Now it’s coming out that a former boyfriend of hers may have been the sperm donor. He said he felt bad for her, because she told him she had ovarian cancer! WTF, who lies about THAT to get pregnant? This is some serious TPT (trailer park trash) mess.


* That’s not the end of it! Her father was on Oprah saying his daughter was crazy, and then in the same breath said, but we’re taking donations, LOL. At least he’s keeping it real!

* The only thing that I’m going to say on the Chris Brown/Rihanna situation is that it is NEVER okay to hit a woman, it doesn’t matter what the circumstances are. PERIOD.


* Beyonce’s dress looked terrible the night of the Oscar’s on Sunday, but what do you expect with a Tina Knowles original?

 

* Also, everyone is up in arms because she supposedly lip synced at the awards show on Sunday. If she did, so what? It’s not like it’s a “Britney Spears” or “Madonna” situation; Beyonce can actually sing.


* Kanye is dating a “video vixen” by the name of Amber Rose, who has a shaved alien-shaped head, but I’m not hatin…


* Xzhibit accused Diddy of taking him to a gay club, which doesn’t surprise me, He also goes on to say that Diddy disappears for a while. AHAHAHA.
 

* OMG Dru Hill is back on the scene guys, yes even CISCO, LOL! They have a new reality show with Keith Sweat, called Platinum House. I am speechless. May be his ex-wife Lisa, from the Atlanta housewives will make a cameo, NOT!

* I am soooo glad that Heath Ledger won the best supporting actor award for the Dark Knight. He was so insanely awesome in that film.
 

* Lindsay Lohan’s Dad has apparently taken to TWITTER as a cry for help for his daughter saying that “my daughter needs help. please, reach out to her it saddens ALl of us. Godbless. how long do we have to sit back and wait for something tragic to happen?”


* Even if the attention whore is telling the truth, this is not the way to help Lindsay, it’s going to send her more over the edge, because she has a psycho dad with a big mouth.

* This season of LOST is amazing, for those of you who don ‘t watch it, please immediately go and buy all 4 seasons dvd’s and catch up, there are only 2 seasons left!


* Conan O’Brien aired his last Late night show last Friday, which was chock full of celebrity messages, and recaps of the shenanigans over the years. I am so pissed at myself that I never went to see him while the show taped in New York. Now that he is taking over the “Tonight Show” he will be taking in California. And I do not like the fact that Jimmy Fallon is taking over Conan’s place. I personally do not think that Fallon is that funny, and definitely is NO Conan.


* 24 is rumored to have only one more season after the current one, and may possibly be made into a movie, which would be awesome! Who doesn’t like Jack Bauer? Speaking of Jack, you think he would have learned his lesson, after his 4th DUI and arrest last year, but he hasn’t. Rumor has it that he was boozing it up in New York last week and picking fights with people! Hey saving the world everyday can take a toll on a person!


* Big Poppa, the mysterious boyfriend of Kim from Atlanta’s Housewives, has supposedly divorced his wife and moved into Kim’s townhouse, which he pays for anyway. How cozy!

 

That's it for now, see you all next week.  Fa shoooooooooo!!! :)

 

 

IT'S BRITNEY B*TCH!
 

Like everyone else, I watched Britney Spears documentary last night and although it was somewhat intriguing, it definitely didn't live up to the hype and overall I was pretty under whelmed and disappointed.

 

Some things from the Doc:

 

* It was very surprising that she talked about her break up with Justin and how that messed up her life, because she never really discussed it when it happened or since then with the media

 

* How on earth did she NOT think that shaving her head was a big deal? Brit had the audacity to go so far as to say people shave their head all the time...

 

* Why did Madonna agreed to be a part of the documentary?

 

* I was disappointed that she didn’t touch on any of the reasons behind her crazy behavior the last few years. As a matter of fact, she didn’t really touch on anything besides shaving her head. 

 

Overall, I ended up feeling really bad for Britney.  She repeatedly talked about how she feels like a caged animal, and talked about how people like Jessica Alba and even her little sister can do simple things that she no longer can do because off the paparazzi, like go to the grocery store.  All in all though, I guess the show served its purpose, which like any celebrity media event: Publicity!  Britney's album drops Tuesday December 2nd if you are interested.

 

On to a few other random things:

 

* Amy Winehouse’s husband admits to getting her hooked on hard drugs. He says that when they met she only smoked pot, but he got her into doing crack, cocaine, and heroin. They are in the process of getting a divorce, and he feels that this is the only way she will be able to get clean.  I hope she does so soon, or else she is going to die L

 

* I LOVE Kanye’s new album! I know there are a lot of mixed feelings about it out there (for instance, The Sports Jerk hates it) but I think it’s brilliant. And as a long time fan of rock and other genres of music, I think it does a great job of mixing different different styles while still being hip-hop at its core. On the other hand, after eagerly anticipating it for some time, I’m not really feeling Beyonce’s new album. Besides the 2 singles that she has released, there are only a couple of other songs that even remotely peaked my interest. And there are only 11 songs total-boooo!  How is that a double album again?

 

* And finally, keeping NJ on the Crap-Map, Camden held on to its “Top 10 most dangerous cities in the United States” ranking, steadily and readily being terrible at #2 (behind Detroit, which got a boost recently when the Pistons traded for Allen Iverson).

 

Well that’s all I have for now, a belated Gobble Gobble to you all…

 

P.S. - Why did Mike Tyson ram his car into the visitor’s gate of a private community on Thanksgiving? CLICK HERE TO SEE

 

 

LASHES POPPIN', LIPS BUSTIN'

The title of this blog is dedicated to NeNe from the Real Housewives of Atlanta.  With that said, I've been gone for far too long so let's get to it!

* LOST is back January 21st with a 3 hour episode (1 hour recap of the 4 seasons and the first 2 episodes of this season!) I can’t wait! The season 4 dvd is out December 9th

* If Citigroup is getting bailed out, does that mean that I don’t have to pay back my student loans/credit cards? No? Okay, so then I don’t care!

* Kanye accepts AMA, and then says that he really doesn’t deserve it this year-it should have went to Lil Wayne. I actually agree with Kanye, this year was the year of Lil Wayne, and he didn’t win ANY awards last night. BTW Chris Brown somehow beat out Coldplay and Lil Wayne to win artist of the year, WTF? Even Chris was confused when they announced his name…

 * Real Housewives of Atlanta talk:
     -Dallas Austin has reportedly been quoted as saying about Kim “We are not doing a song, we are not doing an album, that was only television!” Does anyone else find this hilarious! Big Poppa must have paid him A LOT of money

    -Loved NeNe on the reunion! People can say what they want about her, but I feel that she keeps it the most “real”. She speaks her mind, and she’s not afraid to say something to your face. I thought it was a little bizarre that Lisa went wacko on Kim, there is definitely more going on behind the scenes that they didn’t show.

    -Did anyone else notice how Kim tried to imply that she had cancer??? She started off by saying the doctors believed that she had cancer, and that NeNe knew that and shouldn’t have made fun of her, and then ended with saying she doesn’t have cancer. Even the host was confused. Kim is a train wreck, she can’t sing, her wig looks terrible, she’s dating a married man. She needs to get her act together! Can’t wait until next season!

 

 


 


 


* Is anyone else excited that Britney is making her long awaited comeback? As entertaining as train wreck Britney was, I am excited to see her regaining her balance…and of course I will be tuning in to her documentary airing on MTV November 30th.

* "My President is black, my Lambo is blue…" - Young Jeezy.  I never thought in my life time that this would ever happen. Now that it has, I feel like I have a new take on the world, and how I see things. I cannot wait until he takes over in January, and I would give anything to go to that inauguration, can you imagine?!

* So Dr. Dre’s new album got pushed back yet again (does anyone care anymore?) due to him working to get Eminem’s new album out. They’re both scheduled to come out sometime in 2009 and I believe the title to Em’s new album is...surprise surprise...“Rehab”.

* And last but not least, for the best news of all, No doubt will be reuniting for a tour!  I can't wait.  See you all next time.

 

 

Rehab Is SOOO Last Weekend

 

It's been a while so let's just get into it!!!  

 

*Lindsay Lohan got out of rehab this weekend; let’s see how long it takes her to re-admit herself…
 

*Apparently Britney Spears’ mom and lil sis flew out to LA to stage an intervention with the out of control pop singer. CLICK HERE to see a video of Brit Brit and Jamie-Lynn.
 

*Word on the street is that Karrin Steffans’ (Supa-head) new book is NOT that great. They say that she talks too much about her life after the last book, and doesn’t dish enough Celeb details like the last one.  I was going to buy it, but now I won’t waste my money.
 

*After seeing this picture below c/o perezhilton.com, I am OFFICIALLY convinced that J-ho is preggers:

 

          

 

*Speaking of J-Ho, I keep hearing that David Letterman is in talks with her peeps to try to get her to come forward and announce her pregnancy on Dave's Tuesday night’s show.  Set your TiVo's (sike!).
 

*R-Kelly and Keyshia Cole are going on tour together.  I don't know about y'all, but I think that will be a good show!
 

*David Hasselhoff is such a sad excuse for an actor:  He is currently filming the THIRD installment of the Anaconda movie series (they made a Second one?), and to add insult to injury as they say, the movie isn’t even being released to theaters.  Sadly, it instead will premiere on the Sci-Fi channel of all places. I guess Everybody hassles the Hoff these days...
 

*Everyone's Favorite rapper Lil Wayne was arrested over the weekend in Idaho on charges of being a fugitive and was released on $10,000 bail; Come on Weezy, why the hell were you in Idaho?
 

*Pam Anderson and Rick Solomon (of Paris Hilton sex tape fame) got married over the weekend.  What a train wreck of a woman.  She seriously finds the sleaziest, grimiest men possible... and then marries them!?!  No wonder she has Hepatitis C and God knows what else…
 

*Diddy has confirmed that he indeed DOES have a baby by a woman named Sara Chapman, who lives in the ATL.  The baby girl, named Chance, is 15 months old.  If you do the math that means Diddy was creeping while he was with Kim Porter, although according to him they were on a “break” at the time.  What else is new?

 

*LOL at this story:  Beanie Sigel is most likely going back to jail because he failed to return a Nissan Maxima Rent-A-Car!!!  There are so many things wrong with this story, I don't know where to begin.
A) Times must be really rough if you have to RENT a car, much less a Nissan Altima!
B) Times must be really really rough if you need to kept the rental for 3 MONTHS past when you were supposed to return it!!
C) Times must be really really really rough when you do all this, while the whole time not even having a valid driver’s license!!!

 

I'm out 'chall, email me with question or comments by CLICKING HERE. Peace out bitches!!!

 

P.S. Did you know that Supa-head is engaged to Eddie Winslow from Family Matters?

 

 

Ode To The Crackheads

 

It's been a long time, so let's get right to it!

 

*So recently Diddy went to the GoldBar in NYC with his entourage.  When the door girl asked him how many people were in his party he replied, “You stupid b*tch”, and then opened the rope and let himself in.  I’m sorry but I find this story to be completely hilarious. I don’t know why, maybe it’s because his response does not make any sense. He could have at least replied “Four, you stupid b*tch”, or “None of your damn business, you stupid b*tch”.  Jeez Diddy if you are going to be rude at least make a sensible statement!
 

*My boy Jack Bauer a.k.a. Kiefer Sutherland was arrested for drunk driving earlier this week.  He rang in at an alarming level of twice the legal limit on the breathalyzer.  The funny (or terrible depending on your humor) part is that it is not his second or even third, but his FOURTH TIME!
 

*Which brings me to my own made up Jack Bauer Fact: "Jack Bauer doesn’t get drink and drive, he drives and drinks."
 

*Rumor has it that LiLo is getting out of rehab.  She has been in a facility in Utah since August.  I really hope she isn’t getting out, and if she has I hope she moves out of L.A.
 

*In other druggie news, Steve-o (of jackass fame) recently said on the Howard Sterns show that LiLo stole cocaine from him. (What kind of crack heads are these people? Can’t she afford her own??)  He said one night after she left a party at his house, she realized that she left her purse in Steve-O’s bathroom. When she went back inside, she grabbed her purse AND robbed Steve-o’s stash.  But wait, that not even the funniest part.  Guess what Steve-O’s nickname is for la cocaine?  BOOG SUGE!!! Ahahahahha, crackheads are high-larious!
 

*Speaking of Crackheads, Brit Brit spent last weekend in Hot-lanta, saying that she is “tired of L.A.”  Yeah okay, sure. That’s why you invite paparazzi to snap you going to the bathroom at Quiznos…because you DON'T want any attention?  Either way, shouldn’t you be more concerned about losing your children??
 

*Last but not least, I found this recent pic of Whitney Houston (courtesy of Perezhilton.com) and she looks really healthy! Let’s hope that she is still clean. She’s got some weight on her, so maybe she is...

 

 

 

That’s all I’ve got for now peeps, email me with question or comments. Peace out bitches!!!

 

P.S. - Top Model’s Adrienne Curry is a racist, check out her recent Myspace Blog: CLICK HERE TO VIEW

 

 

Everything I'm Not Made Me Everything I Am

 

*Did you know that Drew Barrymore is dating what’s his name from the movie Accepted?  She was doing drugs before he was even born…
 

*So Adrian Grenier (Entourage) is saying that he and Paris Hilton are just friends….for now…but he said anything can happen.  Ummm is he talking about the same P-Hilton that I am thinking about???
 

*Everyone's favorite girl Lindsay Lohan and her Dad have finally reunited at Rehab; how touching (Reunited and it feels so goooood)!  Of course her dad is all over the media blabbing about the long awaited reunion. He has been quoted as saying that she gave him a big hug and starting crying, and admitted to him that she had a huge drug problem.  In all seriousness it is great to see Lindsay getting better…Now Brit Brit on the other hand…
 

*To everyone's surprise (because she's such a great mom), Britney Spears lost temporary custody of her kids.  After hearing testimony from her former body guard, the judge concluded that Britney has in fact used drugs since her stint in rehab (duh) and ruled that she will have to undergo random drug testing and take parenting classes….man I feel bad for those children!  She was obviously upset by what happened, so much that Brit was seen partying it up last night after hearing the results of the custody…will she ever learn?
 

*Reports have Angelina Jolie apparently admitting to using LSD, as the starving starlet recently said the following: “I remember taking LSD before I went to Disneyland.  I started thinking about Mickey Mouse being a short, middle-aged man in a costume who hates life. Those drugs can be dangerous if you don’t go into it positively - I gave them up long ago.”  This quote is great on it's own, no commentary needed! (c/o Perez Hilton)
 

*Does OJ really think that he can break into somewhere and not be recognized, he seriously must be on drugs!  The story just keeps getting weirder and weirder…but the Sports Jerk told me a funny joke he heard about the situation on the radio today.  It's not verbatim, but it was something to the effect of "How ironic would it be that OJ got acquitted on double murder chargers when he obviously DID the crime; only to get sent to jail for life years later for a bogus crime that he DIDN'T commit?!?  If you were to write a movie based on that and bring it to a studio they would throw it in the garbage because it's so cheesy, but it actually might happen to the Juice!"  I kinda feel bad for him…he didn’t murder anyone….this time……and he was being held without bail until today, which is utterly ridiculous!  They are obviously trying to make up for not getting OJ the first go around...
 

*Last but not least Kanyezze pulled it out just as I knew he would, selling 960,000+ albums in his first week vs. 50 only pushing around 600,000 copies.  The Kanye album is really good, everyone should go out and buy it immediately; I bought 2 copies myself (though only because I lost the first one, oops)! My fave song is probably "Everything I Am", hence the headline of this Blog..

 

Alright that’s all I have for now, feel free to send me feedback on anything I write or with questions about anything that you wanna know!

 

P.S. - How the hell did a guy named Evil Dick get on TV, much less win Big Brother?

 

 

ITS "T" SNITCHES

 

*Nicole Richie finally came out and admitted that she was pregnant....now (including the baby weight) she weighs the same as a pre-pubescent teenager...
 

*Oh yeah and lets not forget that she spent a whopping 82 minutes in jail recently, for driving on the wrong side of the highway....wtf
 

*Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay...what can you say about this train wreck...She’s basically hit rock bottom after getting into yet another car accident and blaming it on “the black kid” as well as getting caught with cocaine on her once again, that wasn’t hers of course
 

*She has recently admitted that her life has spun out of control and that she needs help...not shit sherlock... Has anyone seen the pictures of her reading the AA handbook and wearing all white as if she is angel...tell me that is not manufactured...
 

*Britney just keeps spiraling downward (I didn’t think it could get any worse) She has leaked 2 terrible songs onto the internet...one is a ballad...in the other she is rapping...lol enough said
 

*Her hair is starting to grow back in and she looks like a little boy with leukemia...she has stormed out of not one but two photo shoots...after some really bizarre behavior and she has declined to do a duet with Justin Timberlake on her new album....how dumb can you be??
 

*Poor Amy Winehouse....girl is a hot mess..she left rehab twice with her hubby..and pictures of her all bloodied up have surfaced on the net. She claims that her hubby walked in on her and a call girl about to do drugs and he said he was leaving her..she then began to cut herself...wtf is wrong with this story..the sad part is that it’s not made up by the press..Amy admitted to it herself
 

*So it looks like the new season of the Hills is going to be drama filled...btw I hate Spencer and Heidi...and that ring does look fake....and I really hope Lauren isn’t getting back with Jason..and what is up with Whitney liking Brody...isn’t that the same thing that Jen Bunny did and got yelled at for...sigh
 

*Big Brother 8 is awesome this season.  I love America’s player, Eric. He’s kinda quirky and a little weird but is very likeable. I like he and Jessica together, it’s cute. I really want Amber to go home cause she a cry baby (I saw a vision that she was leaving soon...) Although I hated ED in the beginning I have to respect his gangtsa cause he does keep it real. I am happy that Jen went home last week, and I can’t believe she broke the food restriction!! Word is that she may have refused to go to the sequester house...that would be interesting.
 

*All in all it has been an eventful few months in Holly-Hood..and I am sure there is much more to come.  On your way out, take a look at this video of a Dumb Beauty Contestant from South Cacka-laka courtesy of You Tube...it made my day and will make yours to:

 

 

 

4 REAL??

 

*Ok sooo some New Zealand couple tried to name their son “4 Real” and a judge ruled against it. Some people should not be allowed to procreate…anyway here we go!

 

*Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are back on again. They have been spotted all over Europe together…lucky gal!
 

*Is it me or has Paris not been in jail for 2 weeks and she’s already about to be releasd?
 

*No Doubt had a mini-reunion at Gwen Stefani's Orange County show on Friday! They are supposedly back in the studio working on a new album, I can’t wait!
 

*Now as for the Spice Girls reuniting…I am not so sure that is a good idea. But speaking of reunions, Salt-N-Pepa are reuniting for a VH1 reality show.  Vh1 sure knows how to find all the has beens (I.E. New Scott Baio Reality Show)...
 

*Does anyone else find it disturbing that Bruce Willis, Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher, and all the kids still hang out on a regular basis? Those kids have Lindsay Lohan written all over their futures :(
 

*Nicole Richie; is she pregnant, is she not? Who really cared?  For the would be baby’s sake, hopefully not. Can you imagine your parents being Joel Madden and Nicole Richie?  On the other side of celeb land rumors are swirling that Christina Aguilera is pregnant as well. I hope she is because she's the only sane woman left out of the Mickey Mouse brigade…
 

*Just bought Amy Winehouse’s new CD…love love love it!  It’s really soulful and funky 60’s-ish music. She has such an awesome voice everyone should go buy it AHORA!!!

 

To sum up my random thoughts, New Zealander’s are backwards, Nicole Richie should not be allowed to procreate, Salt-N-Pepa are old, No Doubt NEEDS to Reunite, and Viva la Winehouse!!!

 

P.S. - Is it me or is Britney starting to look like an old man???

 

 

POST NUMERO UNO

 

*My first blog was going to be about the season finales of LOST and 24 but those are now well over with. If you have any suggestions of things I should talk about feel free to email me by CLICKING HERE!

 

So that new Alli diet pill that everyone is raving about does not work. I know a pharmacist and he said that you basically have to diet and exercise to see results, so why bother paying 80 bucks for the pill?  I also heard the side effects included anal leakage! EWWWW…
 

*Moving along, "Knocked Up" was a hilarious movie and everyone should see it twice! "Oceans 13" was ok, but nothing impressive so if you're not extremely bored you can definitely hold off for the DVD rental.
 

*Can’t wait for the new season of Big Brother to start on CBS (July 5) It’s definitely one of the best reality shows ever, one you should check it out if you haven’t already (P.S. - I originally made The Sports Jerk himself watch last season with me but by mid-season, he was more into it than me!!!).
 

*Love, love, love the Real World Reunited Las Vegas. So much drama with this cast, even 5 years later!
 

*I love that Paris is in jail and that’s all that I will say about that….

 

Now to sum up my random thoughts for this go round, this blog will be about anything not sports, but as you can see it will mainly revolve around the TV shows and Movies I'm checking for and entertainment gossip (cause I love it a lot)!

 

P.S. - Lindsay Lohan is a coke whore!