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NFL POWER RANKINGS

 

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NOW LAST TEAM   RECORD THE SPORTS JERK'S REASONING
#1 #2 Steelers 11-3 The offense sputters in spurts, but there is no denying that this Steeler defense is a borderline elite unit.
#2 #5 Colts 10-4 It wasn't the easiest road to get here, but the Colts are right where everyone expected them to be.
#3 #1 Titans 12-2 If Haynesworth & Vanden Bosch can't go in the playoffs, the Titans miracle season will become a nightmare.
#4 #3 Panthers 11-3 DeAngelo Williams is the #1 Fantasy Running Back this season and the Panthers may snatch the #1 seed.
#5 #4 Giants 11-3 As the Giants continue their sudden decline, I for one would just like to say I TOLD YOU THEY SUCK!!!!!
#6 #7 Eagles 8-5-1 After murdering the Browns, the Eagles are 2 division wins and a little help away from snagging that 6th spot.
#7 #10 Patriots 9-5 Following the passing of his father, Matt Cassel played the game of his life to keep the Pats tied for 1st.
#8 #11 Vikings 9-5 Tarvaris Jackson looked like Randall Cunningham out there against the suddenly-shaky Cardinals defense.
#9 #9 Dolphins 9-5 It wasn't pretty but a Bill Parcell's team never is.  Chad's return to the Meadowlands draws closer.
#10 #6 Ravens 9-5 Tough, tough loss for the Ravens.  Now B-More needs to show their mettle and try to win out.
#11 #14 Cowboys 9-5 The Three Amigos post game interview looked nice, aside from being complete and utter garbage of course.
#12 #16 Falcons 9-5 This year's been great, but another good draft & some key free agents will make the Falcons real contenders.
#13 #8 Buccaneers 9-5 In just two short weeks the Bucs have went from fighting for the division to fighting just for a playoff spot.
#14 #13 Jets 9-5 A win is a win is a win, but the Jets 110% deserved to lose that game if not for J.P. Losman being an idiot.
#15 #18 Texans 7-7 Too little, too late AGAIN.  If Houston could ever get off to a fast start in a season they would be deadly.
#16 #20 Bears 8-6 They need help from Minnesota, but Chicago could still possibly win the NFC Norris division.
#17 #12 Broncos 8-6 Denver better beat Buffalo at home this week; a trip to San Diego for the division title would be dreadful.
#18 #15 Cardinals 8-6 I think we can officially say that if the Cards were in any other division, they would have a losing record.
#19 #17 Saints 7-7 Would the voters name Drew Brees League MVP if the Saints finish with a .500 record and miss the playoffs?
#20 #21 Chargers 6-8 Technically still alive, if San Diego makes the playoffs somebody is going to be in trouble in the 1st round.
#21 #19 Redskins 7-7 Jim Zorn feels like the worst coach in America; Running Back Clinton Portis concurs.
#22 #23 Packers 5-9 Very quietly, and despite only 3.9 YPC, Ryan Grant has managed to rush for 1000 yards this season.
#23 #22 49ers 5-9 They outplayed the Dolphins for 60 minutes, but San Fran just couldn't get the ball in the end zone.
#24 #25 Jaguars 5-9 The team is heading in the wrong direction, but at least MJD is looking like a Top 5 fantasy pick for 2009.
#25 #24 Bills 6-8 After calling that Roll-out Pass & costing them the game, Ralph Wilson should have nixed Jauron's extension.
#26 #28 Seahawks 3-11 Even in this terrible terrible season, the Seahawks still own the St. Louis Rams.
#27 #26 Browns 4-10 Romeo's bunch laid an egg at Philly on MNF, but at least Braylon showed he still has skills.
#28 #31 Bengals 2-11-1 Thanks for making the Tie with the Eagles more bearable by actually BEATING the Redskins.
#29 #27 Chiefs 2-12 Carl Peterson has seen enough, and is stepping down after 1000 years at the helm.  Finally!
#30 #29 Rams 2-12 It's funny to think that the only teams the Rams beat were the Cowboys & the good-at-the-time Redskins.
#31 #30 Raiders 3-11 Not only were they spanked at home, but they made Matt Cassel once again look Brady-like.
#32 #32 Lions 0-14 They gave Indy a brief run before they remembered that they were the Lions.