SPIKE TV 2009 VIDEO GAME AWARDS (RUNNING DIARY)

 

NOTE: I WATCHED IT ON MY DVR 2 DAYS LATER SO THERE'S NO NEED FOR A MINUTE BY MINUTE TIME COUNT

 

*The Show kicked off with a premier for Batman: Arkham Asylum 2. Y-E-S!!! Looks fantastic, check out the trailer here: CLICK HERE TO WATCH!

*Also a new True Crime game that looks more like Grand Theft Auto: Asia!!! (It's based in Japan and has to do with Triads)

*Some knock off Matrix-esque movie "TRON: EVOLUTIONS" is coming out next year with a game as well. WHY?

*Glad to know Jack Black is an ass clown EVERYWHERE, not just movies! His song and dance is tired...

*AAAAAAHHHHH, the worst words every uttered on any awards show were just said: "Still to come, the cast from Jersey Shore." WHHHHYYYYYYYY????

*MACE WINDU HIMSELF, SAMUEL L. JACKSON THERE TO PREMIERE THE NEW STAR WARS GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*HOLY F**K!!!!!!!!!! THE FORCE UNLEASHED 2!!!!!!!!! I NEED NEW PANTS :(

 

*Here's the link to the Trailer for Star Wars The Force Unleashed 2: CLICK HERE TO WATCH!

*How the hell does Jake Gillenhall go from a gay cowboy to being the Prince of Persia???

*And as always, Snoop Dogg manages to be here for no reason...and worse even, he performed. Crowd full of Nerds: "HUH?"

*Wait, why is Steven A. Smith here? Does he even have a job anymore??? And on cue, he disses everyone from the Lions to the Nets to...haha, they cut him off to show the nominees video!!!

*And after the clips, they come back and Steven A. is STILL going on and on, about Tiger Woods now.

*EA Sports Fight Night & Tiger Woods both lost out to THQ's UFC Unleashed for best Individual Sports Game, BOOYAH!!!

*I'm also glad that MADDEN 10 lost out for BEST TEAM SPORTS GAME award to NHL 10, because EA's Madden team has wiped their ass with the fans this year. (Note: I know, EA makes NHL too, but that's at least EA Canada right?)

*Grrrr...."Next up, Mike Tyson & the Cast of Jersey Shore"

*SNOOP DOGG QUOTE (while presenting an award): "Role playing games are great because they let you do things in the gaming universe that you just can't do in real life. You don't believe me? Well walk into your local hardware store wearing a wizards hat, accompanied by a dwarf, and ask to buy their most powerful Axe and see how far you get!"

*The next Rock Band game is going to be ROCKBAND: GREEN DAY?!? Soooooo unnecessary. I'm not a rock fan or anything, but how do you go from Aerosmith...to the BEATLES...to Green Day?

*Best Wii Game: NEW SUPER MARIO BROS. WII!!!!! That game is off the shizzle :)

*How is GOD OF WAR III the Most Anticipated Game????????

*I'm probably the only person excited to see Joel McHale. If you haven't watched it, COMMUNITY is a hilarious show before the office on Thursdays.

*I think we should send all the people who MAKE and PLAY all these War Video Games: Call of Duty, Medal of Honor, Socom, etc...TO ACTUALLY GO FIGHT IN IRAQ & AFGHANISTAN!!! The war would be over already...and we would have lost :(

*HAHAHA, Mike Tyson presenting with 4 of the weiners from the Jersey Shore. Paulie D: "Wow, its amazing to be here with the Iron Man Mike Tyson!" Tyson: "Hey guys, um, who are ya'll?" HAHAHA

*The Situation: "Yo Mike, allow me to introduce you to the Situation real quick" (opens his shirt and shows his abs). Tyson: "Nice to meet you" (holds up fists) "How would you like to meet Cracked Ribs & Concussion?"

*Here's the clip of that, enjoy: CLICK HERE TO WATCH!

*Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 won for Best FPS (First person Shooter)

*Beatles: Rockband won for Best Music Game...

*Game of the Year nominees: Assasin's Creed 2, Batman: Arkham Asylum, COD: Modern Warfare 2, Left 4 Dead 2, Uncharted 2: Among Thieves

*And the winner issssssssssssssssss....Uncharted 2????? WTF???? (It also won the awards for Best PS3 game and Best Graphics)

 

*HIGHLIGHTS OF THE NIGHT: BATMAN & FORCE UNLEASHED SEQUEL TRAILERS!!!

 

*LOWLIGHTS OF THE NIGHT: NO NEW TRAILER FOR STAR WARS: THE OLD REPUBLIC & ROCKBAND: GREEN DAY BEING NEXT...

 

That's it everybody, hope it was as good for you as it was for.....me!